When In New York City

When you have fantasies about getting hit by a cab and suing the entire city for 5 billion dollars.

When Matthew Broderick publicly stood up against NYU’s planned expansion to take over half of downtown NYC.

….seriously, fuck you, NYU.

When you saw ManhattanHenge

What you wish would happen when you get on a subway and realize the AC is broken.

What it feels like walking through Union Square during lunch.

When you walk by the Hollister store on Fifth Avenue and see a bunch of European tourists waiting on that velveted rope line like they’re waiting to get into Marquee (back when Marquee was cool, obvi not now bc it sucks).

When there’s a super hot cop whose beat is your neighborhood and you see him on your corner every morning.

When the waitress at Sarabeth’s tells you they’re out of tomato soup.

Starry Skies at Grand Central

When you stop for a second to look up at the ceiling of Grand Central:

But then you go stare right in front of you and someone is just like:

When it was pride weekend, gurl.