When In New York City

The chinese delivery guy, when you catch him sliding a menu under your door.

When your friend from home tells you over gchat about his bad day of getting stuck in traffic this morning while your bad day consisted of getting hit by a cab and a pigeon defecating on your new white shirt.

Where you’d rather be than dealing with the back to back days of humidity in the billions.

When you did a couple of key bumps before going to Sleep No More.

Thursday’s weather.

Your hair, after hearing it’s going to hit 97 degrees on Thursday:

Given the track record of NYC’s weatherfolk this year, more than likely what will ACTUALLY happen on Thursday:

Downtown movies theaters

When someone tells you they prefer Regal Union Square to AMC Kips Bay:

Your reaction whenthey come with you to Kips Bay and admit that it’s way better:

When you joined the NYC Gay Basketball League.

When you find out your subway line will be out of commission for the weekend.

When you’re spinning at Soul Cycle with your friend and the person in front of you isn’t clad in Lululemon

When your fridge is a barren wasteland and a friend asks you to come to a free charity event with them hosted by Ciprianis Downtown.