When In New York City

When your out of town friend wants to check you in on Facebook at the Empire State Building.

Every guy working out at the West Village Equinox.

Really, London? Really?

New York City upon finding out London was using “rain” and “nine geese” as a feature of their Opening Ceremony for the Olympics (bearing in mind NYC was passed over for London):

London’s response:

(Source: Gawker)

When you check to see if there’s a bathroom attendant on duty at Rick’s Cabaret because you obviously only have $20s on you.

When a car is driving down your street blasting salsa music.

When you get stuck behind a tourist trying to use the Metrocard machine.

When the subway conductor makes an incomprehensible tho probably important announcement over the speaker.

What happens when you tell a couple of friends that you’re having a get together in your studio apt on Saturday night but not to tell anyone else because you’re trying to keep it small.

When you planned on lying out in Central Park and realized the Puerto Rican Day Parade is Sunday.

How you feel 99.999999% of the time you’re walking on the sidewalk.