When In New York City

A visual commentary on golf umbrellas.

What you’d like to do to the people who use them:

What the people who use them think about you:

When the homeless man outside your one night stand’s apartment sees you leave at 7am in going-out clothes.

When you catch a stranger trying to take a cell phone picture of you in public.

When everyone knows you don’t make enough to afford that Vilebrequin bathing suit for Montauk this summer and clearly got it on Gilt.

When someone tells you they don’t have a therapist.

When Bloomberg tries to ban something awesome.

(Source: The New York Times)

When your lunch salad from the overpriced gourmet deli is under fifteen bucks.

When your friend correctly navigates you to the Union Square subway exit closest to your destination.

When you check out at Duane Reade and are told you have a $5 reward (that’s taken you 7 months to earn).

When you’re in your apartment and you see the hottie across the street checking you out.